Hello, friend, I'm Sonny! I am the Dragon King and the Prince of Dentists. My gender is shut up and my sexuality is disgruntled kitten noises. I have two awesome babefreinds, Mira and Jon, my favourite colour is blue, and my birthday is 16, August. If you want me to see something, please tag it as #faultygenetics or #sonnylook. I am currently tagging #kelpto

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sizvideos:

Reginald D Hunter on Ireland - Videeo

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#stolen 
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miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

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#same #mira #stolen 
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benzedrinehalen:

past 4am i don’t even speak english, past 4am i speak in poetic verses and the repeated use of the word “fuck”

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#stolen #mira #something 
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ecosynchronous:

ecosynchronous:

PROTECT and DEFEND trans women

if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED

if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging because you don’t feel like it’s a necessary message for your other cis friends to see, i want you to know you’ve made it that much harder to trust you

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liquorinthefront:

All I wanna do is this

Meet me in the tit pit

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apples-to-assholes:

My school’s theater department does one act plays for a festival and next year we’re doing The Nightman Cometh

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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bl-ossomed:

You’re cute. Can I make you moan?

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causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

(via singedlace)

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trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via iwritesinsandtragedies)

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cheesoisuncool:

bloodybel:

cheesoisuncool:

what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

It’s 2AM somewhere

crabs have no concept of time. only creation and destruction

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paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

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